Hey, Romeo, you forgot to zip your fly
Dotty West began her day like every other. The normal run of things
until the boys and Amanda cleared the house for the day. She busied
herself with some chores and then made herself a nice meatloaf
sandwich for lunch. She poured herself a glass of milk and then
settled down on the sofa to indulge in her one guilty pleasure of the
afternoon.
Yes, Dotty West had become attached to one of the new afternoon
soaps. It wasn't quite like your average soap. It was witty and
daffy and well, just so darned odd that she couldn't help but not
like to tune in to see what new clever and wacky stuff they were
going to come up with.
She had to hand it to this C. Paulk and Jan G., the producers. They
had given a much-needed facelift to the average and sometimes boring
standard soap.
And so she sat enthralled, munching on her sandwich while watching
the bizarre love triangle and exploits that featured such lovable
characters as Sue Price Worthington, Rita Elma Kermitage, and
Teralisha S. Vettiting.
They were crazy young women, all nieces of one Ana Elizabeth
Carmichael Worthington.
"Poor Ana, how does she keep up with these gals?" Dotty questioned
aloud during the first commercial break. "I hope she takes her
vitamins," she said as she ran to the kitchen to get a refill.
She quickly refilled her glass of milk, then rushed back to the
television just in time.
The scene began playing out in front of her and Dotty was glued to
the set. She had just taken a sip of her milk when the stud of the
soap, one Gary Lee Masters emerged from the bedroom after an
afternoon of wicked lustfulness.
He was making his way into the kitchen to greet his beautiful lover
when the girl remarked, "Hey Romeo, you forgot to zip your fly."
It was at that moment that the elderly aunt Ana chose to enter the
room and the poor woman was mortified to see the handsome man
standing there with his fly undone for he was wearing no underwear.
"Imagine," Dotty squealed. "They get away with this on afternoon
television. I should be mortified. But the boys aren't here and I'm
an adult so who cares?"
Dotty remained glued to the set until the show was over and then she
promptly went to the kitchen to clean up her dishes and then to get
ready for her evening dinner date with the Captain.
She was going to take a nice long soaking bath in her newest bubble
scent, Tantalizing Tangerine and then polish her nails and do her
hair nice.
And so the day progressed.
The boys came home from school. They did their homework. Amanda
came home, a little earlier than usual, at least on the nights that
she did come home at all. And then Lee came over for dinner, which
thrilled Dotty because she thought he was an eleven, even better than
that television stud Gary who only rated a nine in Dotty's book.
She had just heard the Captain pull into the driveway and was
grabbing her purse from the counter and saying her good byes to the
family when Lee returned to the kitchen after a stop in the bathroom.
That's when Dotty noticed.
And that's when Dotty knew she couldn't resist.
As she sailed through the kitchen she called out, ""Hey Romeo, you
forgot to zip your fly."
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