That Darn Cat!
He opened the refrigerator, took out a carton of eggs.
Miss Kitty wove around his feet brushing against his legs. He turned to take a step.
“MRRRAOW!”
The eggs dropped splattering all over. His legs slid out from under him, he crashed to the floor banging his tailbone hard and his head against a cabinet. Stars swirled in his vision. Miss Kitty licked her trod upon tail.
Within seconds it seemed like his whole family stood in the doorway to the kitchen. “What happened?”
“That Daa….”
He saw his young daughter and filtered his language.
“I mean THAT DARN CAT!”
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