"What a pile of shit..." Lee complained staring at
the loaner car that Leatherneck was offering him.
"Sorry, it's the best I have right now."
Leatherneck explained. "The only other vehicle
available is that purple hatchback that Mrs. King used
awhile back. Would you rather have that?"
Remembering that eyesore, Lee decided that the
brown sedan probably wasn't so bad after all. "Oh all
right, just give me the keys." Lee demanded. "And get
the 'vette fixed as soon as possible." he pleaded.
"Well, if you would stop getting shot at, maybe we
wouldn't have this discussion so often." Leatherneck
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever." Lee conceded as he
got into the ugly brown car.