Disclaimer: Lee and Amanda are the property of Shoot the Moon, etc. There is no plot, and I certainly am not being original in giving Lee and Amanda a son named Matthew, but let's just pretend, shall we?  The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of the show, and no copyright infringement is intended.

This actually happened to me a few days ago with my 5-year-old son.  I cracked up and had to write this little vignette.